Sunday, September 18, 2005

Where I stand

Alex Ludd says -- It seems that I need to have a platform to stand on, because I can't just stand on the fence for all the major issues. I don't think my feet could handle that. Anyhow, I have a lot of views on all the important things. For example, I think that global warming needs to be stopped. I plan on starting a new project for the construction of a giant atmosphere conditioner that will cool the atmosphere and sell the extra heat to the power plants (the profit will be used to remove the national debt). That's killing two birds with one rifle! I will also make sure to brush my teeth three times a day to make sure that I look my best whenever I'm on TV or radio shows making public announcements. And remember: While Christopher Walken is wasting time building houses without the help of architects for his campaign:

I'm preparing to make the world a better place through good policies and hotness.

5 comments:

Kell said...

I like the way you think!

Trixie said...

There is diffently a lack of hotness in the political arena. I can't think of one single hot guy in office. Hummmmm....except that young hot African American guy in one of those states that begins with an "I"...with the unusual name. He's young. He's hot. How will your campaign of hotness differ from his ??

Cat. said...

Barack Obama, perhaps? From Illinois.

Anonymous said...

Not only is Barack Obama hot, he is clever and witty as well. I do admire him for at least one of his thoughts (which he has voiced): the ridiculousness of graduations from grades other than the 12th one. As a parent of three I am quite worried that I will be asked to come to my child's kindergarten graduation. Ooooo, let's celebrate mediocrity, please. That's such a laudable goal.

Are you clever and witty? What is your stance on the waste of school time and money on graduations other than the final one from high school?

Cindy said...

Alex, you're slacking... Without frequent updates, your supporters might wander.