otrdiena, jūnijs 28, 2005

have you seen this yet?

Alex Ludd says --
Was just wondering. Check it out, dudes.

The Time of Year

Alex Ludd says -- It's that time of year again! You know the drill: Go to Work, Go to a Barbecue, Go to Bed. Well, I came up with a good idea to make it all better. All you need to do is go to a camp! These camps are a great way to make friends, meet new people, and other stuff. You get to do all sorts of great things, such as burning marshmellows, listening to people who can't sing destroying songs you don't know, and getting mosquito bites! But the best part of the summer is the 4th of July! Unless you're not American, but the 4th of July is the Independence Day of the United States of America! There are all sorts of things to do on that very special day. For example, you could make fireworks, or make Bar BQ or make money selling candy and fireworks!

Anyhow, I thought I'd end with a picture of the summer.

pirmdiena, jūnijs 27, 2005

I've been reading LiveJournal

Alex Ludd says --
I've been reading some LiveJournal diaries, and they seem to be very popular, so I decided to try that style.

Dear Diary,

Mood today: Angsty.
Music on the stereo: Barry Manilow

You know who (L) is sooo cute. He was talking to S and S said that L and T had a conversation about me. I'm dying to find out what they said, but I am playing it cool.

The dance was so without. Not a single cool person was there. Mom is raggin on my weight and Dad keeps trying to talk about why I should go to his college. NOT.

I think tomorrow I will call L and hang up when someone answers.

OMG I can't believe L was talking about me!

TTFN, TTYL!
Alex the Baboon

piektdiena, jūnijs 24, 2005

I'm back

Ok, I'm back. She's easier than I thought.

Busy times!

Alex Ludd says --
I just wanted to let you know that due to a very busy schedule, I'll be offline for a few hours. I'll let you know when everything is worked out.

Thanks for your understanding. Please continue to reply in the comment fields -- you are the force that keeps this blog so popular!

Love and hugs,
Alex

otrdiena, jūnijs 21, 2005

I guess were screwed

Alex Ludd says -- Yeah, umm... If the Middle East made a Union, there is no way we can survive an attack. I think that we should repeat the 60s and 70s and build bomb shelters. Then the survivers can bomb the crap out of the attackers. Take that, Saddam!

The link is in the title if you were wondering.

svētdiena, jūnijs 19, 2005

It's ok.

Alex Ludd says -- It's all right, peeps. I went to the doctor, and everything's fixed.

I'm down to two balls now.

This Rebellious gal with an attitude problem

The title is a link, and it says it all. Well, most of it. I don't even know this broad, and she's calling me a jerk. How hellaciously rude is that? Ok, fine. I'm a jerk. And she's an emu. Take that, wench! Nya. Neener. I win.

Uh oh

Alex Ludd says -- It looks like somebody needs a hug.

OOOOOOO

Maybe also some kisses.

XXXXXXX

Or perhaps both.

XOXOXOXO

Maybe we should meet. My phone number is listed.

piektdiena, jūnijs 17, 2005

Oh, MG!!

ceturtdiena, jūnijs 16, 2005

omg!

omg! how can it be! hey that rhymed! but thats not the point. my friend just told me that there are some people who are angry at me! how is this possible! I have not done anything to affend anyone! and I am so hot it is inconcevable!

if you know why this amazinbgly impossible thing is happeneing, please email me pronto! it just might save your life!

Attention, if you are paying attention.

Alex Ludd says --
My balls now have dimples.

Just a Misunderstanding.

Sex Wax is for surfboards? Damn. That explains a lot.

Important Notice Enclosed

Alex Ludd says -- It has come to our attention that your payment is overdue. Please deal with this immediately or we will be forced to take legal action. Thank you.

-Superfied Credit Union

AMT DUEAMT PAIDDATEREASONCOLOR
$1000.00$0.003-60-92N/ARED

otrdiena, jūnijs 14, 2005

omfg

pirmdiena, jūnijs 13, 2005

Michael Jackson

Alex Ludd says -- Mikey Baby is da man! Uh, da guy? Da ... whatever. Who ever said that not guilty means innocent? Blah. It don't count unless ya get caught. Michael Jackson, darlin, if I ever get in trubble, will you lend me yer lawyer?

svētdiena, jūnijs 12, 2005

Hello?

Is anyone out there? I haven't gotten any comments yet!

otrdiena, jūnijs 07, 2005

My Theory

He isn't dead at all. I think he's still alive pretending to be an Elvis impersonator. That would be the perfect disguise, because everybody would be sure that he wasn't Elvis at all if he looked like he was only pretending to be. It's like in the movie where the guy goes disguised as himself so nobody will recognize him.

ceturtdiena, jūnijs 02, 2005

By the way

Alex Ludd says -- I've got balls of steel.

Watch

I got a new watch. It has all the great features:
  • Digital Display
  • Hours, minutes, seconds hands
  • Date/Day of the week
  • Analog Display
  • Gold Plated (6 carrot)
  • Calculator
  • Remote Control
  • Built in TETRIS (tm) game
  • Replaceable battery
  • Convenient Velcro (tm) Strap
  • Glow in the Dark
  • Stopwatch
  • Alarm Clock
  • Bluetooth compatible
I think this thing is pretty great.

trešdiena, jūnijs 01, 2005

I think I'm in love.