So Rudolph the Red-nosed Reigndeer is a movie about Rudolph, a reigndeer with a bright red nose. Now, this nose is supposedly so bright that some people may say that it glows, but personally, I think he just had a cold.
All of the other reigndeer were super toxic towards Rudolph, all because of his stuffy nose. They were all so scared of catching his germs that they wouldn't let him play with them in the official reigndeer games, even though he was allowed in by the official judges and those actually organizing the events.
But that all changed when, on Christmas eve, Santa Claus decided to talk to one of the kids he's been creepily spying on, and told Rudolph that his nose is so bright it could light up the entire sky. Rudolph, not realizing this was an insult, got super excited, because he thought santa was asking for his help.
Santa was so amused by this, as well as feeling sorry for Rudolph, that he actually decided to play along with it. He hooked Rudolph up to his sleigh, and attached a flashlight just outside of Rudolph's vision so Rudolph would think he was helping.
When Rudolph got back to his home, Santa promptly told him not to tell anyone what happened, and Rudolph, being a child, did the exact opposite. He told everyone that he got to help Santa get all the presents to everyone, and because everyone in this universe is extremely shallow, they loved him because he got to help a celebrity. They all told Rudolph that he'd go down in history, and considering the fact that I'm writing this, I'd say he did.
So, as for my review of it, I would say that Rudolph the Red-nosed Reigndeer is the greatest movie ever made, if only because the song is so catchy.
Thank you for reading this, and goodnight.
