Monday, October 26, 2020

What I'm looking for in a president

Looking for professional female, under 38 years old, large breasts.
Must have 5 years experience.
Body type doesn't matter.
Single or widowed preferred but divorced okay
Optional: named Jennifer Lopez
Interests include: scrumping within tasteful limits, ornithology, and protecting my intellectual properties to the best of your ability
Please respond with pictures by November 2nd.




Thursday, October 15, 2020

My best pleasures

Precipitation on flora and beards on young felines. Bright copper braziers and warm woolen gloves. Brown paper parcels wrapped up in twine, These are some favorite objects of mine. Babes in white togas With blue satin scarves, Frost that stays on my proboscis and mascara, Silver white Januaries That melt into the Paschal seasons, These are my favorite happiness reasons. When the canine chomps, When the wasp stings, When I'm feeling down, I simply remember this stuff that I like And then I'm as happy as a clown. 

 

Monday, October 12, 2020

It is of great importance for you to know this.


As We All Know, There Is, Once Again, An Election For president of the united states Happening Right Now.