Tuesday, September 13, 2005


Please consider posting this banner to your website or blog. It will really help the cause; and besides, Alex Ludd is, after all, the first winner of the prestigious Alex Ludd Award for Mega Hotness. And I've never eaten human flesh.
[note: my lawyers have advised me to mention in passing here that Christopher Walken is not known to eat human flesh, either. Any rumors to the contrary are unsubstantiated.]

11 comments:

Alex Ludd said...

When you excrete Spam, it smells about the same as it smelled when you ate it. Eat spam, bunghole.

Trixie said...

How do I post your banner !? It's a riot. Civil disobedience is afterall something of a hobby for us Trixies.

Alex Ludd said...

The image location is http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7281/1148/400/luddprez%20banner1.jpg
so you can link to that, or you can download it and post it on your own space. We'll start a revolution, I tell you!

amy said...

The implication is that Christopher Walken has eaten human flesh. Is that true?

The bug blows, but you're funny.

Alex Ludd said...

Didn't you see Silence of the Lambs?

amy said...

I wouldn't say that I "saw" it--I was present while it ran. I was but a wee yute then, and couldn't handle it.

It doesn't take much to be more attractive than Christopher Walken, anyway. How attractive are you? Yes, I realize you're "hot", but I'm looking for something objective. Say, on a 10-point scale.

Alex Ludd said...

You aren't going to believe this. I looked it up, and it seems I was mistaken. It was Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs, not Christopher Walken. Damn, we're only half way through the decade and I've already made my mistake. I'm going to have to be very careful.

Though for the record, I still don't eat human flesh.

Kell said...

I like the volleyball more than the giant bug. Good adjustment

amy said...

The box around the volleyball leaves something to be desired, but it is a drastic improvement on the disgusting bug.

Good luck with your campaign. I want to be your attorney general.

Alex Ludd said...

Wow, I'm honored. I guess I've finally convinced you about how attractive I am?

amy said...

I suppose that could be true, if the desire to be the most powerful attorney in the country (and that in itself is a fallacy) were predicated upon attraction to the "boss".

Sure. You've convinced me.