piektdiena, oktobris 28, 2005

Amy's Wish is my Political Advice

Alex Ludd says --
Amy beckons, I answer.

Seven things I want to do before I die:

1. Become president.
2. Master nuclear physics.
3. Obtain uranium.
4. Befriend the head of the CIA.
5. Open a Swiss bank account.
6. Disappear and surface under an assumed identity.
7. Sing the entire Cyndi Lauper songbook on stage.

Seven things I can do:

1. Write with my toes.
2. Lick my eyebrows.
3. Paint with a brush between my buttocks.
4. Act out the entire balcony scene from Romeo and Juliette in belches.
5. Make horses feel inadequate.
6. Sing the entire Sri Lankan national anthem in all four parts, concurrently.
7. Snort an entire fifth of Chivas Regal through the neck of a guitar.

Seven things I cannot do:

1. Tell a lie. I cut down the cherry... tree.
2. Find a good spot remover for clothing.
3. Recall sending weapons to Iran.
4. Resist Marilyn Monroe... movies.
5. Make it all the way through a play.
6. Sneak a helicopter into Tehran.
7. Stand still while the music is playin'

Seven things I say a lot:

1. YES!
2. Cash only.
3. More whipped cream.
4. If you loved me, you would.
5. You can't prove anything.
6. It's only a cold sore.
7. Who would you like me to make it out to?

Seven things I find attractive in the opposite sex:

1. Credit rating.
2. The reflections in their eyes.
3. Pure adoration.
4. Stain resistant clothing.
5. Juicy tootie fruities.
6. Connections.
7. Looks good in a gas mask.

Seven celebrity crushes:

1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Demi Moore
3. Cloris Leachman
4. Mary Kate Olson
5. Carol Channing
6. Keanu Reeves
7. Joan Cusak

Seven people who have to do this next:

1. Nicholas Peterson
2. Lorem Ipsum
3. Day Dreamer
4. Kotar the Humble
5. Shrinking Violet
6. Katie
7. Christopher Walken


Blogger Kid Jacque said...

"5. Make horses feel inadequate."

I wanna see!!!

sestdiena, oktobris 29, 2005 10:49:00 priekšpusdienā  
Blogger Amy said...

I'm beginning to feel as if I am quite powerful. I like that feeling.

sestdiena, oktobris 29, 2005 1:22:00 pēcpusdienā  
Blogger kickassso said...

nice blog...it's got balls i see:P
but try making givin em transparent backgrounds they look like balls in boxes now:P

sestdiena, oktobris 29, 2005 10:27:00 pēcpusdienā  
Blogger cinders said...

Alex, I love you.

Now what am I supposed to do?

svētdiena, oktobris 30, 2005 2:24:00 priekšpusdienā  
Blogger Trixie said...

Someone get Cindy to the doctor right away ! Poor girl thinks she loves Ludd. *sigh*

svētdiena, oktobris 30, 2005 8:14:00 pēcpusdienā  
Blogger cinders said...

Hey, I was under the influence and he made me laugh. Thats the two things love are made of.

pirmdiena, oktobris 31, 2005 5:49:00 priekšpusdienā  
Blogger Kell said...

I'm so pissed off no one's put me on their list of seven people to do this listing... I can't do it until someone asks me. It wouldn't be right. Where the hell is Trixie when I need her?!!

pirmdiena, oktobris 31, 2005 11:07:00 priekšpusdienā  
Blogger cinders said...


I left my tagging open. Just do it.

otrdiena, novembris 01, 2005 7:02:00 priekšpusdienā  
Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

Already did it, dude.

Nice ying-yangs, by the way!

ceturtdiena, novembris 03, 2005 12:32:00 pēcpusdienā  
Blogger juicya said...

"Juicy tootie fruities"

Is this something i should be worried about?

piektdiena, novembris 04, 2005 9:55:00 priekšpusdienā  

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