Q. Why did the Senator cross the road?
A. To get to the party!
Q. What do you get when you cross a liar and a cheat?
A. Mysteriously found dead with a gun in your hand!
Q. What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?
A. A few hundred votes (depending on the election)
A. This was put in the wrong order.
Q. What is this question?
Well, I hope that satisfied your funny bone a little. Or a lot. And maybe, if I'm your type, it satisfied some other things.
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