svētdiena, decembris 25, 2005

Amy... charming, lovely, delightful, wise, and brilliant...

... tagged me. She is right, I have not blogged enough. I cannot, for reasons of national security, explain the whole thing, but suffice it to say that being on the run from assassins while attempting to perfect world peace and work out agreements with alien civilizations leaves little time for self promotion.

The meme calls me back to my domestic duties:

Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

1. kirk
2. shelly
3. cat
4. amy
5. alex
Then you get to select five people to pass the love on to so they can do this meme, like so:

1. Trixie
2. CaptBinky
3. Gunny Walker
4. EPJ
5. Orange Coffee Gurl
6. Dave

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Suzette. I had to lie about my age, and that's still coming back to haunt me. Cindy, I confess, I used my false age on okcupid; if I were really that young I wouldn't be eligible for president. So of course, I must be 35.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Sleeping, if I recall correctly.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. J-(e)L(L)O
2. Hot apple pie.
3. Tacos
4. Burritos
5. Edible Underwear

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
1. Beethoven's 5th Symphony
2. Hail to the Chief
3. This Old Man
4. Massochism Tango
5. Theme Song to I Love Lucy

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Run for President
3. Buy Slovetsia
4. Create my own theme park, called Luddland. It would feature statues of the faces of all the presidents, including myself. You would enter through the mouth of a giant mural of me, lying in a sexy pose.
5. Free the Genie

Five bad habits:
1. Jennifer's habit of hooking up with the wrong guys.
2. Johnny Depp's habit of forgetting to bathe.
3. The French.
4. My dog's habit of getting too friendly with your leg.
5. Oscar's grouchiness.

Five things you like doing:
1. Jennifer Lopez
2. running for president
3. chasing cars
4. singing C is for Cookie at the mall
5. Negotiating with terrorists

Five things you would never wear again:
1. An underwire bra.
2. Something dug out of Jennifer's trash
3. An "I love N-Sync" tee shirt
4. A diaper
5. Glow perfume, by Jennifer Lopez

Five favorite toys:
1. Dolly, the inflatable sheep
2. Jenny-poo
3. Happy Meal toys
4. Tickle Me Elmo
5. Betsy Wetsy


Blogger Amy said...

You are a darling boy, and I adore you to distraction. Feliz Navidad, silly one.

svētdiena, decembris 25, 2005 4:31:00 pēcpusdienā  
Blogger cinders said...

I may not look like J Lo, but I smell like her scent "Still." It is a head turner.

svētdiena, decembris 25, 2005 9:31:00 pēcpusdienā  
Blogger cinders said...

And since you're so good at these meme things, I have tagged for another.

pirmdiena, decembris 26, 2005 8:48:00 pēcpusdienā  
Blogger cinders said...

you. I tagged you.

pirmdiena, decembris 26, 2005 8:48:00 pēcpusdienā  
Blogger Sarabeth said...

I like your new header. Very fancy. Should get more votes with that one.

otrdiena, decembris 27, 2005 7:25:00 priekšpusdienā  

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