Thursday, December 22, 2005

Dear Santa...

Alex Ludd says --
Dear Santa:
Here is the list of things I want this year. I have been a very good boy this year, I only boxed my sister's ears 2 times this year. I haven't been to jail, either.

  • 45" Plasma HDTV

  • Hilary Duff

  • Deep Impact DVD

  • 13 Inches

  • The Presidency

  • 15 lbs of Skittles

  • Wyoming

  • A 48-month vacation to Wash. DC

  • A $20 gift certificate to Mrs. Fields

  • My own secretary

  • A white house

  • Pokémon season 1 DVD

  • A diploma

  • Mrs. Johnson, my 10th grade English teacher

  • A pair of combat boots

  • Cowboy pajamas

  • A pair of 7-ft-tall bodyguards

  • To be #44

  • A partridge in a pear tree

  • A plate of tacos

  • Viagra

  • A 30 gigapixel digital camera

  • A first lady

  • A new cellphone with a built in 30 gigapixel digital camera

  • A pony



2 comments:

Cindy said...

I thought you didn't want a first lady, Alex.

Merry Christmas!

Love ya,
Cindy

Alex Ludd said...

Not until I take office.