In my own defense

I know. Really, I do. I am like Santa Claus -- I see you when you're mocking. I know when you're talking about me. It's a big responsibility, really. I can't help knowing that my sparse words have disappointed the minions, fans, and hyper-bright alike. (You know which category YOU belong in. Don't tell the others, though; they like to think they are hyper-bright, too, you know.)

All I can say in my own defense is... well, I'm worth the wait.

Ok, that didn't come out as humble as I intended. What I meant to say was this: I'm hot. You know it's true.

Whoops, I did it again.

I guess I need to work on humility. It's a lot harder for people like us to be humble, you know. So I guess for now I'll just have to ask for your forgiveness. I'll try to do better... because YOU are worth it.


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Cindy said I'm a slacker.

Alex Ludd says --

I guess Cindy's right. But late, not never, is the meme she tagged me for.

It's like a Christmas card a day too late
Spanks JJ. I finally did it. (Actually I did it yesterday but the computer crashed and I lost it.)

You get one wish of anything, what would you ask for?
To be J-lo's bar of soap.

Wish for 6 more wishes.
1. To be Cindy's webcam.
2. To have Trixie's mind.
3. To have Amy's education.
4. To have Christopher Walken's money.
5. To have Kos's readership.
6. To have W's job.

What animal would you be?
A stallion. Or should I choose something that would be more of a change?

Something you want to do in your life:
Have an airport named after me.

One song you could listen to over and over again:
Like a Virgin.

Coke or Pepsi?
Shasta chocolate soda with a scoop of french vanilla ice cream. Why be dull?

Something you currently desire:
Prime rib. Or maybe some sort of beef to eat.

One good deed you've done lately:
Prevented an alien invasion.

A funny moment in your life:
Took four girls to the prom without any of them finding out that I took the others.

Tagging:
1. Hammy
2. Andrea
3. Julia
4. Joey
5. Empress