Sunday, July 31, 2005

Publicity Stunts

Alex Ludd says -- He gone dun' it again. I try to gain some publicity by making a blog, and Ted goes and makes airplanes with his name on them. WHY DOES HE INSIST ON OUTDOING/ONE-UPPING ME??????? It seems like every time I do something, he does it one better. It's not really fair, either, because my blog posts, no matter how well written, can't possibly compete with his honey roasted peanuts, since his are edible. Actually, you CAN print out my posts and eat the paper, but that still doesn't taste as good. Fortunately, he'll never be able to compete with my hotness. In fact, this chart should explain everything.

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