trešdiena, maijs 25, 2005

All the Women Want Me

Actually, the men too. for the most part. I mean, I'm hot. What's better than that? I mean, not just average hot, or even pretty hot. I mean so incredibly hot that I have a set of planets rotating 'round me. You can look but don't touch - play with fire and you get burned, baby!

Write me a letter. Tell me how much you love me. I promise I'll write back. Just make sure you include a picture. The better you look the less I'll insult you.

I have a campaign slogan now.

"I might screw up, but I'll look pretty damn sexy when I do."


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