This Great Movie

Ive just seen this great movie. Its the one where the... nevermind. I wont spoil it for you. anyhow, i'ts the one in the link. I'm giving it a rating of 100 stars.

If he's so smart, why are his brains falling out?

This guy says
"Alex is so dumb, that I'm completely amazed that he's able to wear a shirt without choking himself."

Alex Ludd says -- Well, same to you and more of it. I'm rubber and you're glue. So there!

a request

Will somebody please add me to stumbleupon?

Tennis players have fuzzy balls.

Attention

Well, as it turns out, PhotoShopPro screwed up my logo, so its' showing up as a broken image. So instead, youl'l just have to wait intil I get a new copy of PhotoShopPro that doesn't do that.

xoxoxo Alex Ludd oxoxox

Capaign Logo

Here is a logo I made for my campgian. I hope you all like it and vote for me. It is a sexy picture of a sexy me.

All the Women Want Me

Actually, the men too. for the most part. I mean, I'm hot. What's better than that? I mean, not just average hot, or even pretty hot. I mean so incredibly hot that I have a set of planets rotating 'round me. You can look but don't touch - play with fire and you get burned, baby!

Write me a letter. Tell me how much you love me. I promise I'll write back. Just make sure you include a picture. The better you look the less I'll insult you.

I have a campaign slogan now.

"I might screw up, but I'll look pretty damn sexy when I do."

You should vote for me for president.

Mainly, what you need to know about me is that I'm hot. I know, it's traditionally a women's issue, but men can care about it, too. Men, burn your bras! Admit that you'd rather vote for a hot man than a wimpy one. It won't make you less of a man.

I love you, man. Really, I do. And if I win, I will prove it.

Hugs and kisses,
Alex.