Dear Santa...

Alex Ludd says --
Dear Santa:
Here is the list of things I want this year. I have been a very good boy this year, I only boxed my sister's ears 2 times this year. I haven't been to jail, either.

• 45" Plasma HDTV


• Hilary Duff


• Deep Impact DVD


• 13 Inches


• The Presidency


• 15 lbs of Skittles


• Wyoming


• A 48-month vacation to Wash. DC


• A $20 gift certificate to Mrs. Fields


• My own secretary


• A white house


• Pokémon season 1 DVD


• A diploma


• Mrs. Johnson, my 10th grade English teacher


• A pair of combat boots


• Cowboy pajamas


• A pair of 7-ft-tall bodyguards


• To be #44


• A partridge in a pear tree


• A plate of tacos


• Viagra


• A 30 gigapixel digital camera


• A first lady


• A new cellphone with a built in 30 gigapixel digital camera


• A pony