Watch

I got a new watch. It has all the great features:

• Digital Display
• Hours, minutes, seconds hands
• Date/Day of the week
• Analog Display
• Gold Plated (6 carrot)
• Calculator
• Remote Control
• Built in TETRIS (tm) game
• Replaceable battery
• Convenient Velcro (tm) Strap
• Glow in the Dark
• Stopwatch
• Alarm Clock
• Bluetooth compatible

I think this thing is pretty great.