It has come to my attention that the Unites States is having a feud with North Korea. I would like to do anything in my power to help the two countries get over their differences. Now for my announcement:
I will be running for King of North Korea in the upcoming election. I am in need of a running mate currently, preferably an attractive female. If you know anyone that fits that description and would be interested in the position, please call to schedule an interview.
Thank you all for your continued support.
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